This newspaper story 'broke' this week in Edinburgh.
At the same time the newsdesk here received a leaked draft of a follow up News release seemingly from within the communications department:
From the office of Dear Leader, Sue-Kim Bruce ,
To: All staff in the Waverley Court Heavenly Palace of Contentment, (formerly The Old Town hall)
City of Incredinburgh,(Formerly Edinburgh)
Dated: This year of our Tram -2 (formerly Year of our Tram +2)
Dear Loyal members of the Fellowship of the Tram!
It is my happy duty to inform you all that I and my fellow colleagues on the 'Top Floor'